GasKan & OilKan
About GasKan
There you have it, what everybody is ultimately working for. Joe Consumer just thinks in terms of "gas", of course, which in common parlance is equated with the liquid substance they put in their cars to make them go. People in the oil & gas industry, of course, are more discriminating in their use of terminology. For example, for them "gas" is "gas", whereas, oil is what is used to make gasoline and diesel fuel.
There's just hardly anything better than a big bowl of chili with beer and your buddies after a hard day in the oil patch. It has been reported in trade journals and scientific journals that four bowls of good Kansas chili can produce enough gas to heat a four-bedroom home the entire winter, if it's been properly insulated, otherwise, it might only make it through Christmas .
Here's a picture of some fellows busting their butts and straining their backs in the search for some substance below what appears to be a drilling platform. It might be oil, might be gas, could even be water but we don't really think so. We believe they're probably drilling for oil from an off-shore platform somewhere and we certainly wish them all the luck in the world because, truth be known, they'll need it.
What You Should Know About Gas
by Lucia de Francisco
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A Verse to Gas
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A Gas Article
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Yet Another Article
This One's by Lucia de Francisco
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